drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

jaclcfrost:

[slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

krystalrneth:

i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

okayxbrainless:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge -> The Hemsworth Brothers. 

I did this specifically because everyone seems to forget Luke and that’s not fair. Plus we have a set!

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

staticpoison:

swimdeepinwavves:

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

staticpoison:

swimdeepinwavves:

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)